ToolLongs

ToolLongs is a term that emerged from online communities, particularly on platforms like Reddit and Twitter, to describe individuals who are perceived as overly reliant on or demonstrative of their tools. This concept is often applied in contexts related to hobbies, professions, or DIY projects where specialized equipment plays a significant role. The perception of a "ToolLong" can range from someone who simply owns many tools to someone who unnecessarily flaunts their collection or insists on using specific tools for tasks where simpler methods would suffice.

The term is generally used in a lighthearted or slightly critical manner, often humorously. It's not a formal designation but rather a colloquial descriptor. A person might be labeled a ToolLong if they frequently discuss their tools, compare different models, or suggest that a particular task can only be accomplished with a specific, often expensive, piece of equipment. This can sometimes be seen as a way to gatekeep a hobby or to assert a level of expertise through their possessions rather than their actual skills. The "longs" in ToolLongs implies an excessive or prolonged association with tools.