Cowkicking

Cowkicking is a type of pastime or recreational activity in which a person kicks a cow. The practice is often associated with rural areas, particularly in regions where cattle are commonly raised.

While the exact origins and history of cowkicking are unclear, it is believed to have evolved as a form of entertainment and socialization. Friends or family members may engage in cowkicking games, such as attempting to kick a cow in a specific area, like the rear legs. Some participants may also focus on building skills, like evaluating the distance and angle necessary to strike the cow.

Rules regarding cowkicking vary, with some participants establishing their own guidelines. A few common ground rules include ensuring the activity does not cause unnecessary stress or harm to the animal. Most participants aim to engage with a calm and relatively docile cow, often with a veterinarian's presence during more intense practices.

Cowkicking does not have a prominent competitive scene or is a recognized sport. However, a niche community has formed around the practice, with enthusiasts on social media and at conventions trading tips and personal anecdotes. Few ethnographic studies have been conducted on cowkicking, but the hobby likely survives due to a lack of structured competition, steadfast local demand, and a cultural familiarity that fosters amateur gatherings.

Proponents of cowkicking argue it can foster a connection with farm life, enhance athletic skills, and produce a unique laughter and social bonding experience. Recreation often occurs in informal settings like farm visits, with several families inviting guests to come and enjoy this cultural practice together. Those skeptical or dismissive of cowkicking view the activities as challenging to justify, citing concerns over animal welfare and allegedly self-indulgent behavioral indulgences in enthusiasts.