pitchsoaked
Pitchsoaked is an adjective used to describe a surface, object, or material that has been saturated with pitch, a viscous, tar-like substance derived from pine resin. When pitch is applied and allowed to cure, it yields a thick, sticky, waterproof coating that darkens and stiffens the treated area.
Historically, pitch was used in woodworking and shipbuilding for waterproofing and sealing joints. Deck planks, hull
Metaphorically, pitchsoaked can describe a person, venue, or discourse overwhelmed by promotional material or persuasive pitches.