Goontologians

A goontologian is a term that has emerged primarily within online communities, particularly on platforms like Reddit and image boards. It is not a recognized academic or scientific field of study. The term itself is a portmanteau of "goon," a slang term often used to describe someone who is perceived as a simpleton, aggressive, or foolish, and "ontologist," a philosopher who studies ontology, the branch of metaphysics dealing with the nature of being.

Therefore, a "goontologian" is humorously or pejoratively described as someone who engages in or claims expertise in "goontology." This often refers to a perceived attempt to create elaborate or nonsensical systems of classification, definitions, or hierarchies, typically applied to trivial, absurd, or offensive subjects. The output of a self-proclaimed goontologian might involve assigning specific labels, roles, or value judgments to individuals or concepts within a particular online subculture or meme, often with a great deal of seriousness that belies the underlying silliness or malice of the subject matter.

The practice is generally characterized by a lack of rigor, a reliance on subjective and often biased interpretations, and a focus on creating a simplified, often derogatory, understanding of complex or nuanced issues. It can be seen as a form of online trolling or a way for individuals to assert a sense of intellectual authority within niche internet spaces, even if that authority is built on a foundation of absurdity. The term is used both by those who engage in this kind of activity, sometimes ironically, and by others to describe or criticize such behavior.