Asstograss

Asstograss is a fictional grass species used in worldbuilding and speculative fiction to illustrate rapid turf formation and erosion control. It is described as a fast-establishing, drought-tolerant turf plant capable of forming dense ground cover in a single growing season. In the imagined taxonomy, asstograss belongs to the family Poaceae and is placed in the fictional genus Asstograssus. The species name varies by author, but the common form is depicted as a perennial, rhizomatous grass with narrow leaves and a compact growth habit.

Description: Leaves are typically narrow, and the plant forms a dense sward. It generally reaches a height of about 0.3 to 0.6 meters and can produce a compact inflorescence. In many worldbuilding variants, flowers are inconspicuous to minimize maintenance, emphasizing foliage and ground-covering behavior.

Ecology and habitat: Asstograss is described as highly adaptable, tolerating poor soils, heat, and drought. It is said to establish quickly after disturbance, providing erosion control and soil stabilization in landscapes that face environmental stress or post-disaster recovery scenarios.

Cultivation: Propagation is usually depicted by seed, with a preference for full sun and well-drained soils. Once established, the plant is presented as requiring minimal irrigation and maintenance, making it suitable for green space rapid deployment in fictional settings.

Uses in fiction: In narratives, asstograss is used to green urban spaces rapidly, support disaster recovery efforts, and illustrate ecological resilience in imagined cities and environments.

Etymology and status: The name blends “assist” and “grass,” reflecting its imagined role as a supportive landscape species. It is not a real plant.

See also: Ground cover, turfgrass, erosion control.