Poissontényez

Poissontényez is a lesser-known French term that combines the words *"poisson"* (meaning "fish") and *"tenez"* (an imperative form of the verb *"tenir"*, meaning "hold" or "take"). The phrase is often used humorously or colloquially in informal contexts, particularly in Quebecois French, to express a playful or exaggerated request to "hold the fish" or to suggest that someone is being overly literal or absurd in their interpretation of instructions.

The origin of the phrase is unclear, but it likely emerged from the playful nature of Quebecois slang, where wordplay and exaggerated expressions are common. It may also stem from a misunderstanding or mishearing of instructions, such as someone jokingly asking for a fish to be held while preparing a meal or performing a task. Over time, the phrase became a lighthearted way to mock overly serious or pedantic behavior, often used in casual conversations or memes.

While not widely recognized outside Quebec, Poissontényez has gained some traction in online communities and social media as a humorous reference. Its usage reflects the broader cultural tendency in Quebec to blend humor, creativity, and linguistic flexibility. The phrase remains primarily an informal expression rather than a standard part of French vocabulary.