Shartlinis

A shartlini is a term sometimes used colloquially to describe a small, often poorly made, or unappetizing piece of food, particularly in the context of baked goods or pastries. The word itself is a portmanteau, combining "shart," a vulgar slang term for a minor fecal accident, and "spaghetti," suggesting a tangled or messy appearance. This linguistic origin contributes to the inherently negative and somewhat humorous connotation of the term.

Shartlinis are typically characterized by their lack of aesthetic appeal, perhaps being misshapen, burnt, undercooked, or having an unappealing texture. They might also be described as tasting unpleasant or bland. The term is not a formal culinary designation and is generally used in informal settings, often among friends or family, to describe a culinary disappointment. It is not a recognized term in professional gastronomy. The usage implies a certain level of informality and often a lighthearted, if critical, observation about food.