Dezinfektohen

Dezinfektohen is a fictional disinfectant product described in this article as a broad-spectrum surface antiseptic designed to inactivate bacteria, viruses, and fungi on non-porous surfaces. The term is used here to illustrate how such products are described in regulatory and consumer literature.

Its proponents describe it as a ready-to-use solution based on a proprietary formulation that combines quaternary ammonium compounds with oxidizing agents. Upon application, the active components disrupt microbial membranes and denature proteins, producing rapid inactivation. Reported contact times range from 15 to 60 seconds depending on the organism and surface.

Intended uses include healthcare facilities, laboratories, and household environments. It is described as available as a spray, wipe, or foam. For effectiveness, surfaces should be pre-cleaned; after application, surfaces should air-dry or be wiped according to directions.

In real-world practice, dezinfektohen is not an actual registered disinfectant. In the fictional framework, safety data sheets describe potential skin or eye irritation and recommend protective gloves and eye protection during use. The formulation may be depicted as corrosive to certain metals or finishes and should not be mixed with incompatible cleaners.

The name combines dezinfekto (disinfection) with the suffix -hen to suggest a chemical class or product line.